Tag: dull
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Half A Solid Movie
Angels and Demons Review These movies (Angels and Demons and The Da Vinci Code) are simply miracles. Da Vinci was tremendously boring, ended essentially with Tom Hanks reading a monologue from a newspaper, and made over $750 million worldwide. Huh? I think that success either a) had to do with the controversial theological elements or…
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Possibly Good News! Ryan Reynolds Deadpool Spinoff
Variety reports Ryan Reynolds may star as Deadpool in a Wolverine spinoff http://www.variety.com/article/VR1118003226.html?categoryid=10&cs=1&nid=2248 Reynolds was pretty much the best part of Wolverine, the only one who seemed aware that the movie was extremely silly. The guy is cut like a rock, good looking, funny, and can even be scary if need be (see The…
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Please Don’t See This Movie
Friday the 13th Review If you see this movie, you deserve it. So don’t complain about the following 13 things. 1. It’s Super-Dumb They just don’t care about how dumb it is. People literally say things like, “Let’s check it out!” before walking into some creepy abandoned place and dying. 2. The Kills Are Nothing…
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It’s Kinda Like “Oklahoma”, Only Without the Dance Numbers
Australia Review Australia wants desperately to be the big sweeping romance it purports to be. It’s expensive, its long, its romantic…and its also kind of dull. Director Baz Luhrmann spared no expense making this epic about a cattle drive across the titular land, as the numerous lovely shots of nature and huge scenes of cattle…