Tag: lame
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Half A Solid Movie
Angels and Demons Review These movies (Angels and Demons and The Da Vinci Code) are simply miracles. Da Vinci was tremendously boring, ended essentially with Tom Hanks reading a monologue from a newspaper, and made over $750 million worldwide. Huh? I think that success either a) had to do with the controversial theological elements or…
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Please Don’t See This Movie
Friday the 13th Review If you see this movie, you deserve it. So don’t complain about the following 13 things. 1. It’s Super-Dumb They just don’t care about how dumb it is. People literally say things like, “Let’s check it out!” before walking into some creepy abandoned place and dying. 2. The Kills Are Nothing…
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Nicolas Cage Knows He Should Be Doing Better Movies
Oh Nic Cage, why? This guy is probably the weirdest actor to somehow randomly have become a marquee player, but he seems to sleepwalk through nearly every role he gets now (cough, Next, cough National Treasure 1 and 2, cough). There was a time when Nicolas Cage stunned with his bizarre, rangy performances as twins…